Guilty. 
Let's be real. I'd much rather be around over-sharers than the fake adults, though. Please don't buy this shirt for me, because I already ordered one for myself. I feel like it's only right to warn people.
 
- White is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
 - Black Heather Contains a bit of polyester
 - Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
 - Pre-shrunk fabric
 - Side-seamed construction
 - Shoulder-to-shoulder taping